No, I don't have need for an OB any more, the pregnancy failed, remember? But apparently she neglected to inform my RE, even though she twice promised she would (in that, don't worry, we'll do this and spare you the pain kind of a voice). So a day before we went to our follow up with the RE, we got a panicked call from my favorite nurse, who knew nothing about the miscarriage and wanted to know why we were coming in? Doesn't that just totally bite the big one? And speaking of phrases that I never use in real life, I'm wondering if "butt munch" is a derogatory term or is it just generally rude and scatalogical? If the latter, then I would like to tell you that I have a co-worker who is a total butt munch. If it is derogatory, then I would like to strike that and say that he is a chunderhead. Or maybe a jerkface son-of-a-motherless-goat. I had a friend in high school whose favorite insult was "you are a cone." I sometimes wonder where she is now, she was neat.
Anyhoo, today in the mail I got the list of additional testing they're ordering for me, which I'm about to go ask Dr. Google about: antinuclear antibody, anticardiolipin antibody, antithyroglobulin & antimicrosomal thyroid peroxidase antibody, and a thrombophilia panel including Factor II, Factor V and MTHFR (this wouldn't be motherfucker would it?). Because as I found out, my mother was diagnosed with thrombophilia not in her last pregnancy, as I'd previously thought, but in her first. Amazing what you find out when you actually talk to your family about your fertility issues after struggling with them for four years. Hee hee, I accidentally typed "fertity". My fertitty issues. My fourtitty issues. I wish. No four titties here, just forty-four year old ovaries.
-Mary
Watching the Saaax lead the Astros 3-to-1. MMM!
What's going on?
Why do you have no comments?
You are funny and so not a cone.
Well, hello to you Mary Scarlet (and your four titties). I see you liked my pagan wedding post. I am scarred by the experience I tells you. Anyhoo...Looking forward to finding out more about you.
Posted by: OvaGirl | October 23, 2005 at 07:37 AM
Welcome to blogging, or at least this particular blogging "scene".
You have ovaries that are 10 years your senior, and I have a "textbook case" of polycystic ovaries. Go us.
Oh, and on the four-titty front, I'm rather sick of my two, so if you'd like to make it a six pack, they're all yours.
Posted by: MsPrufrock | October 23, 2005 at 10:29 AM
I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. I just don't have much to say right now, but so it goes. I've basically been doing nothing to speak of, but shrug. Today was a loss. I don't care. That's how it is.
Posted by: Steve | October 04, 2007 at 06:24 AM
Rural development is the main cause of wildfires
Posted by: restaurant | October 19, 2007 at 10:09 AM